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20061228 Where do I come from?

Thursday, December 28th, 2006

< "dragons Within, where do I come from?">
{Jay, thats easy, your mom.}
[I see what you mean, well, its complicated; you are a mix of many sources...]
~That is correct Jamie, your Soul, for example, like energy it is never destroyed, rather recycled.~
< "you mean, my Soul is recycled?">
{Like, paper, or egg shells, yeah. But at a [...]

20060918 - Cooldragon vs the WolfSpider

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

OMfGs!
FIRST of all, do you have a plastic cup or glass around?
Ok, now try to measure the opening on that thing…
ok IT WAS ALMOST THAT BIG! My daughter found a ‘wolf spider’ and screamed loudly… I looked in that direction knowing by her scream that it was a spider; wife also come by, and all [...]

20060918 - CoolDragon vs Araña Lobo

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

NO PINCHES MAMES…
PRIMERO QUE NADA, tienen un vaso o taza a la mano?
Bueno, chequen cuanto mide la boca de ese vaso o taza…
ok CASI ASI DE GRANDE se encontró una “araña lobo” mi hija en la cocina y tiró un grito… me asomé sabiendo que era una araña’; también mi señora, los tres nos quedamos [...]

20061115.1222 Uppercase numbers.

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

OMFG, something is definately WRONG with me.
I was filling out a purchase order for some printer toner we are running out of. And since this is a business related email, all has to be done in order, so while numbering the actual items we need… I TRIED TO USE UPPERCASE NUMBERS!
I typed “shift-1″ and I [...]

Universo en expansión

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006

…Checa lo que se me ocurrió:
The acceleration of the universe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accelerating_universe) , according to Juvenal (Jay) Arias-Chávez a self called quantum-philosopher; could be cause because the universe is surrounded by a huge vacuum, and within that vacuum is where the phenomena called “Universe” lies, a huge sphere of energy/matter/space that is being expanded by the [...]

Is this thing on????

Monday, November 13th, 2006

20061113.0820
I really thought that this blog was done for… I could not access it for MONTHS!
I of all people should backup more often.
This goes for all of you, BACK UP YOUR SHIT!

Marital drama

Thursday, June 8th, 2006

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- How come it’s SO FUCKING HARD, almost impossible, to communicate rationally with your wife (single men, pay attention!), without her having to bring the PAST over shitty little details that pile up!? I recently purchased a service for under 3 bucks A MONTH, and she is screaming and kicking and shit at the top [...]

coffee anyone?

Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006

Temper???
Temper is the temperament of human minds, playing with the remaining neurons of faulty memories, within threedimentional humans.
{A liiiitle too much coffee, Jay?}
< *It’s NEVER too much!>
[Right-o brotha…]
~Just nod and smile and say “yes, Jay” and he will eventually stop the stammering~
{[ *nodding, smiling* Yes Jay.]}

May the Force of the Dragon’s Spirit be with [...]

The Dragons Within - 20060324

Friday, March 24th, 2006

Hoy les presentamos, La Crisis de la Cruzada Fronteriza (o el pasaporte perdido).
< *beep beep* Time to get up!>
[{~ zzzzZZZZZzzzzzz... -_- ~}]
< *Cerul, Bubba, Jamie... get up!>
[shit... morning...]
~ I’ll make some coffee ~
{ zzzzzzZZZZZ….. -_- }
< *CERUL!>
{ ZZzzzzz… o_- huh?}
< *Wake up foo!>
{ ¬_¬ nah… don’t feel like it}
< *fWAP* Get up! or I’ll ask [...]

Que tienen de buenos????!!!

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006

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Bueno, creo que requiero de una limpia…
Hoy temprano (bueno, a las 8:30am) me levanto a bañarme, por acá está lloviendo mucho y haciendo un chingo de frio.
Abro el grifo del agua caliente, pero no sale caliente, “ok no hay pedo, ahorita se calienta” y me aviento al agua helada.
1 minuto…. pinche agua ya tardó, ni [...]