Marital drama

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- How come it’s SO FUCKING HARD, almost impossible, to communicate rationally with your wife (single men, pay attention!), without her having to bring the PAST over shitty little details that pile up!? I recently purchased a service for under 3 bucks A MONTH, and she is screaming and kicking and shit at the top of her lungs WHY I DID NOT CALL HER TO TELL HER ABOUT IT? WTF? Has she gone mad? It was after noon, she was working, I was working, it’s not like a fucking emergency to tell her about it THAT INSTANT! It could wait for the evening chat.

- How come they NEVER remember the GOOD things we do????????????? WHY? FUCKING TELL ME WHY?

- I actually feel like that piece of wood in the backyard in that story that comes out, about the father (and this has nothing to do with my actual dad, he’s cool, this is what that story said, or even if it was not the father, that’s how I remember it, dangit!) that had a very bad temper, and his son told him, “dad, instead of shouting at us when you feel bad, why don’t you hammer a nail into that piece of wood, until you learn to chill”. Then the father after many months after controlling his temper, his son then said “cool! now that you have controlled your temper, take off the nails you hammered in”; well he did, and he noticed that the board was FULL OF HOLES. Scars that could be… THAT IS THE WAY I FEEL NOW! A fucking piece of wood with HOLES and SCARS all over! Eventually the board will be of no use, not even TERMITES will chew on it.

- Ladies (as if anyone ever reads this shit), I need your input: WHAT DID I DO WRONG???? Email me with your comments: coolestdragon at gmail dot com

- Guys: Have I ever told you NOT TO GET MARRIED IF THERE IS -*ONE_SINGLE_DOUBT*-???? Really, don’t, if you value your space, your OWN space, your MENTAL SPACE, do NOT get married. You CEASE to live for yourself, you start living for SOMEONE ELSE AND WHOEVER MAY COME ALONG THE WAY! questions? comments? email me as well, coolestdragon at gmail dot com.

- The last weekend night I spend at my mom’s house before I got married, I watched SNL for the LAST TIME, and I was thinking: ‘this could be the LAST time I actually see this’, the NIGHT before I got married, I watched MadTV, and again… ‘man, I’ll miss this time I will have for myself’. And yeah… I still do.

Sorry for the vent, but I needed it.

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